Showing posts with label Cambodian Cats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cambodian Cats. Show all posts

22 June 2013

And There Were Five: A Cat's Purr

Vanna T. Cat: Always good for a purr
Socheata, now in her twenties, had never heard a cat purr.

So I held Vanna, who just has to be picked up to purr, to her ear. She was surprised at the sound.

"What do you think it means?" I asked

"I think Vanna is hungry," she said.

Later, I asked a Cambodian teacher about purring.

He, too, had never heard a cat purr, nor did he realize that they did.

Cambodians just don't like cats he explained. Mostly that is true.

 They don't know what they're missing.

10 January 2013

Eat Cat or Rescue It?: Reprised


Recently returned from a cattery after a three week stay, Vanna was skittish. And so he got stuck on a roof. Again.

This time the neighbours didn't come out in force quite as much as before. But the rescue did bring back memories of the round, lip-smacking boy who was eyeing Vanna up as a snack last time this happened.

See below:


A crowd has gathered. The neighbours and their children have emptied from their houses. Even someone from the ‘big’ house has come for a look.

“Vanna, Vanna,” the adults whisper.

“Vanna, Vanna,” cry the kids pointing to the roof.

And there he is, our cat, Vanna, stuck and crying on the roof of a nearby house.

He’s been up there countless times before but tonight he can’t get down. And all the attention isn’t helping.

A lot of animated chatter begins; and not much of it is about the rescue of the cat.

One of the local youngsters, a rotund boy of ten reckons, licking his lips, that Vanna would make a tasty meal. He’s serious. His friend, a smiley girl of about eight considers this.

“Not eat cat,” she finally says. “But maybe dog.”

The adults, as always, find the whole pet cat thing weird- all this attention and money spent on a four-legged orange blob is just too much for some of them to understand. Fair enough; when finding enough money just to feed the family is a daily grind, I guess spending cash on a cat would seem odd.

Finally a ladder is summoned and Vanna is brought down.

“Cat crazy,” we say. This is amusing to our Cambodian neighbours. “Foreigners crazy, too,” you can almost hear them thinking.

Quickly we whisk Vanna inside. The fat boy, still licking his lips, looks vaguely disappointed.

4 December 2012

And there were five: Vanna's View

Handsome, huh?
 I was not pleased to see two other humans enter the house. Not at all. Especially two young Cambodians.* For more often than not they stamp their feet at me and make silly noises and quick movements. 

21 September 2011

On Holiday...

We are on holiday. Probably somewhere in Southern Thailand eating massaman curry , floods permitting.

Obviously, Vanna T. Cat has been left behind in Cambodia.He won't be happy or as relaxed as he is in these photos. 

He's rooming in a French-run cattery just out in the countryside which sounds nice. 

But it's not home and he won't be dragging lizards, mice and snakes inside whilst he is out there.

What's all this got to do with Cambodia?

Nothing, really. But ain't he a handsome, fellow?


18 June 2011

Slaughterhouse Mouse!

HELP! HELP! screams the mouse, a tear drop falling from his eye.
It's caught by stepping onto a special mouse trap glue sheet. Stuck here the mouse can only wait for a slow, stressful death. Or worse their faces stick to the mat and suffocate. Or, in a panic they gnaw their limbs off in a desperate attempt to be free.

But these are the only traps we can find in Phnom Penh. So despite there being a mouse in the house which is eating the food of our daft cat Vanna, we are going to wait until he does his damn job!

It's been a while...

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28 August 2010

Phnom Penh Monkey Parents?

There are many orphans in Cambodia...but a kitten??
This I witnessed yesterday on a street near Wat Phnom.

A mother monkey carrying a jet-black kitten across powerlines as father monkey cleared the way ahead.

I didn't believe what I was seeing, but quickly had it confirmed by my moto driver and four Cambodian men who appeared from the back offices of the Phnom Penh Post Office to have a look. They nodded knowingly - seems they had seen the trio before.

Only wish I could have got closer, but I can assure you...it was a cat!

27 February 2010

Cambodian Cat Lost and Found

Vanna disappeared yesterday and hadn't returned by his routine dinnertime tonight.
He normally never strays far, thus I began wandering the neighbourhood in the dark, not something you should do in Phnom Penh. However, I was possessed.

I could hear a faint 'meow' in the distance...somewhere. And, I recognised it as Vanna.

Like a mad woman, I demanded that the landlord search the level above ours that was currently undergoing construction. Vanna must be stuck there. We searched with a flashlight...nothing.

'Could be any cat', he said. 'No', I said, 'I know my cat.
It's coming from over there, please help me find him.'

It was 8.30pm. He promptly shut his gate and repeated 'Sa'ai, Sa'ai' Tomorrow, tomorrow.

Enraged, I climbed over the back next door neighbour's fence.
Vanna was stuck in someone's bedsit two door's along.

I ran round to the front to meet a motorcycle arriving. Before I spoke he said, 'Your cat, I have, I have.'

He unlocked his door to a hungry and angry puffed-up Vanna. Three deep scratches were my welcome.
I am sure I will never find out why this man knew he had Vanna in his room.

It was such a performance transporting Vanna to Cambodia that losing him would be unbearable. He ensures I always have a smile on my face, as some Cambodian days are definitely trying. This was one of them.

16 February 2010

A Cambodian Ticking Off!

This handsome moggy has attracted a couple of Cambodian fleas.
I can't understand though why my human owners are moaning about the price of flea treatment in Phnom Penh - US $26!

So what if it's twice the price of Mrs human's haircut at a top Phnom Penh Salon.

Have you ever had fleas!?
P.S They are not my fleas but those of some local alley cat that has been stalking my cat-territory. However, don't worry I've scared off that purrty-cat for good.

2 January 2010

Cat Goes Coach to Cambodia

"Jammed up against the magazines on the floor, unable to move in my cat prison, or see out the window.
But hey...Mrs Human was ok!

Luckily for Mrs Human she couldn't hear my screeches, due to the deafening sound of the engines - which became too much for this moggie. I wrapped my fangs around the bars of my cage desperately trying to get out. My human could hardly hold me.

Whilst finding our seats everyone had to stick their fingers into the cage commenting on how cute I was. Well...I am of course...but it agitated me more. And there is always someone who takes forever putting their baggage in the overhead compartment...for cat's sake!!!!!

The engines vibrated through the floor. I didn't like that at all. Right that's it, I am going to spend the hour's flight to Catbodia clawing at the lady's leg in the next seat.

That seat should have been mine!

28 November 2009

How a Cat Clears Customs

What's the check-in man going to do; send me on that baggage escalator? An angry meow sorted that and he quickly pointed my human straight towards customs.

"You go by yourself," said the man, " and take the cat with you".
"Yee haa!" I thought.
Mrs Human looked relieved too, "Can you believe this Vanna, I think this means I can take you on board the plane with me" she said. She's excitable my human, maybe this will calm her down. Boy...she's giving me the heebie jeebies today.

Far too many humans flying this morning...I mean for moggie's sake...it's 5.30 in the morning! Feet all around my cage, trying to push in...well I'm not having a bar of it. Push up Mrs Human...we have business to do...we are moving to Catbodia!

We easily got past customs because they thought I was sooooooo cute. Mog-nificent! But now comes this thingy they call an 'x-ray'. I put my paw down, no way am I going through that. And everyone agrees a cat shouldn't be x-rayed; and what could a cat possibly be smuggling anyway?

But, ohhhhh nooooooo...this means I must come out of my cage and get among all these noisy, silly humans who don't know that it's rude to stare.. I didn't sign up for this so I am going to dig my claws in. "Ouch...ouch...ouch Vanna...it's OK, I've got you."

And soon we are through, immigration formalities are complete and I'm stuffed back into my cage. But that wasn't too bad and we have some time to spare before boarding.

So a quick photo in front of the Thai warriors and...

...now that we have navigated a possible customs cat-asthropie it's time for some Duty Free shopping.

Hmmmmmm...does Dior do a mouse scent?

25 November 2009

Vanna T. Cat Checks In


"He took forever to make sure that my passport was in order. Cat hater! It's OK for him, he had a comfy chair while I was squashed inside a tiny cage with not enough room to swing a mouse."

"Mind you it might have helped if my humans had got me a real passport. You know, one with a photo, rather than a sheet of paper everyone called an import permit."

"I'm here in Catbodia now, though I must say I ain't loving it. This new place I'm in is pokey and I'm stuck inside- a prisoner- almost all day except when Mrs Human takes me outside for a walk. A walk on a lead! A lead- can you believe it!?"

"Still I'm told this is only temporary and soon I'll have a big house and garden stuffed with mice and lizards. Yeah? I will believe that when I see it. I've been through a lot these last few weeks and I'm not trusting anyone just yet..."

"OK time for dinner (some sort of canned rubbish, I expect) I might return later to give the full story of my frightful flight; if I can be bothered and anyone says they are interested..."

Vanna T. Cat