Fail, Fail, Fail, Pass...

It's exam week at our school. It's something of a farce really because almost all of the students will eventually 'pass' their courses one way or another. That is, for those that fail the exam, it is likely that their mark will be substantially graded-up.

This, obviously, ensures that the student is happy but it also means that the teacher and school don't lose face; a failing student is more likely to be seen as reflecting on the hapless teacher rather than on any lazy students who always came late to class and either never studied or slept when they did finally arrive. The exam upgrade is the preferred option to ensure a failing student passes.


Too difficult?
Slept through classes and didn't study?
Never mind.

If the failure has been so bad that even the most shameless school and teacher cannot pass the student then another, easier test is often the answer- and sometimes these tests are embarassingly easy. This is the second-most preferred option. But still some fail even these 'designed to let you pass,' exams.


Couldn't pass calculus?
Never mind try some simple addition.

If this is the case then it may be that the student has to study during his or her holidays. That option is of course dreaded by both students and teachers. These study sessions are usually very remedial and should the student do even a little work then a course pass mark should finally be achieved.

And the last possible solution for the student who couldn't pass the initial test, the easier re-test or the holiday study period and who wants to remain at the same school? His or her parents may stump up some cash and pay the school off to ensure a pass. That doesn't happen at every Thai school for sure, but certainly some parents are more than willing to pay 'lunch money' to ensure that their child remains at a prestigious school if this is the only remaining option available.


Couldn't pass even the simplest test? Nevermind, there is always the 'Lunch Money' solution.