Found: 300 Square Kilometres of Cambodian Land

Ever-sensitive to criticism that he and his cronies gave away chunks of Cambodia to the Vietnamese in a 2005 border agreement deal, Prime Minister Samdech Akeak Moha Sena Padei Techo Hun Sen, recently claimed that Cambodia was actually now bigger than previously thought.

300 square kilometres bigger in fact according to the PM.This convenient find was discovered by the use of new technology said the PM.

Prime Minister Samdech Akeak Moha Sena Padei Techo Hun Sen didn't provide enlightenment as to what this miraculous new land-measuring device was, though.

Perhaps he just found a more accurate ruler?